i cant believe this
NO FUCKING WAY
a literal work of art. you are a rose among thorns.
i made you something
oH MY GOD
I heard it was your birthday so I made you this beautiful gift.
thank you for this thing of majesty and glory. LOOK THEY’RE ALL WEARING HATS FUCK
it’s only five dollars
glass cat figurines are supposedly one of a kind but this exact one has been available for over a year i wonder why nobody has bought it
update: i just looked at russian-crafts.com and its still available
part of me wants to buy it but the other part of me is like “once you start you will never be able to stop”
i made this post like a year ago but it still rings true. these are still accurate feelings regarding glass cat figurines.
ok did i ever mention that i tend to personify objects? because i do.
like i look at these things and think “oh my god, they’re so ugly, who would ever buy them? I NEED TO BUY THEM BECAUSE IF I DONT, NO ONE WILL, AND THEY WILL BE SAD
THEY NEED TO KNOW I LOVE THEM
then like 10 years from now i’ll be on Hoarders as the dude with all the ugly cat figurines.
i was just thinking about this