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zlukaka:

Low chaos Corvo. Hugging people to sleep. So assassin. Much deadly. Wow.
Corvo, put Windham and Darion down. Put them down now. CorvooO!
The world needs more games, where you can go around rough-housing/hugging people from behind instead of killing them.

zlukaka:

Low chaos Corvo. Hugging people to sleep. So assassin. Much deadly. Wow.

Corvo, put Windham and Darion down. Put them down now. CorvooO!

The world needs more games, where you can go around rough-housing/hugging people from behind instead of killing them.

mirelurk-cakes:

Source: X

uf0s:

sounds like someone got…

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queen-of-france:

for the record that is also how i imagine ANAL THUNDER and i’m really upset i can’t customize him that much in skyrim. i’m even more upset that he’s a lithe, waifish fucker in new vegas rather than the side of beef i imagine him to be.

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may this soothe your pain

accurate

swillmart-sale-rack:

Johnny makes Marcurio uncomfortable.

An ongoing series.

grassfire:

recursive catte

grassfire:

recursive catte

lady-swillmart:

Marcurio, I had no idea you were so easily impressed.

camelchoir:

The other night Hobby, Brian, and I were playing L4D2 room for one mutation on hard rain. Hobby fell through the burger tank roof and I picked up a propane tank and told her to look at me. So I said “Hey Hobby like my status and I WON’T DO IT” then threw it at her while she was staring up at me then shot it and blew it up on her and Brian.